« Through a particularly pleasant lunch where we got to reminisce about their special day, a couple whose wedding I had planned asked me to organize their housewarming party.

They wanted their house to be unrecognizable, turned into a streak of paradise, but having noticed the speck of devilishness in their flawless countenances, I envisioned a little twist. Guests would get to experience hell in a dimly lighted back room where a bar with flaming shots awaited them. But no pictures allowed in hell!«